Hookie 101/Transcript

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 * (title card appears) Man: Hookie 101.
 * (It's 7am in the morning. Robot leaves the house with Dad Unit.)
 * Dad Unit: Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
 * Mom Unit: Goodbye, Husband and Son Units.
 * Robot: Goodbye, Mom Unit. Have a good day, Dad Unit. Hmm. I wonder where Mitch, Socks and Cubey are. They will be late for the bus if they don't arrive in 2 minutes, 38 seconds. 37 seconds. 36 seconds. 35 seconds. (They grabbed Robot from the bushes) Do not damage me! Do not damage me! Do not damage me!
 * Cubey: Shhhh.
 * Mitch: Relax, Robot.
 * Socks: It's just us.
 * Robot: Mitch? Cubey? Socks? Why are you hiding in this bush?
 * Cubey: We decided to play hookie today, Robot.
 * Socks: Just so long as we don't get caught.
 * Robot: I do not know of this game "hookie". How do you play?
 * Mitch: You mean you've never ditch school before?
 * Cubey: It's not really a game, Robot. We're gonna skip school.
 * Socks: Just as long as we don't get caught.
 * Robot: Skipping school does not compute. How will we achieve our daily required level of data input?
 * Cubey: Oh, please, you'll learn more in 1 day playing hookie than you will in a whole semester of school.
 * Socks: As long as we don't get caught!
 * Mitch: Shhhh. I think I hear the bus.
 * Bus Driver: Are you guys coming today or what?
 * Socks: Aww, man, he can see us.
 * Bus Driver: Yeah, I can hear you too. You coming or not?
 * Socks: Uhh...no. You see, we're actually gonna get a ride from my mom! (bus ran away) Man, we are so busted.
 * Mitch: What? From the bus driver? Come on. I bet he ditched all the time when he was our age.
 * Cubey: Quit worrying, Socks. He doesn't give a toss on what we do. Now, let's go to the park. We've got some calls to make.
 * Socks: Come on, Robot.
 * (Socks, Mitch, Cubey and Robot gets a view of the bus)
 * Cubey: Oh no, Mr. Madman. Mitchell is far too sick to come to school today.
 * Socks: Oh man! We're totally gonna get busted, I just know it!
 * Robot: What do you mean? What is busted?
 * Socks: Dude, Madman's totally gonna find out we skipped school! He'll super freak out, and then he'll call our parents!
 * Robot: Call our parents? (Robot imagined getting spanked) Oh man! Oh man!
 * Socks: Oh man!
 * Robot: Oh man!
 * Socks: Oh man!
 * Robot: Oh man!
 * Socks: Oh man!
 * Cubey: Cheese and crackers! Chill out, you guys, we're not gonna get busted! Now, just take a breath, relax, and try and sound convincing.
 * Socks: Why? What's this?
 * Cubey: It's your turn to call Madman. You're gonna be Robot's mom.
 * Principal Madman: Hello, Principal Madman speaking. (Socks talked) Oh, hello there, Mrs. Jones! How can I help you?
 * Socks: Oh...oh...uhh...Robot Jones is very sick, Mr. Madman. (says gibberish) Yes, he has a computer virus.
 * Robot: No, I do not. I am operating perfectly.
 * Principal Madman: Uhh...what...uhh...what was that, Mrs. Jones? Uhh... Mrs. Jones?
 * Socks: Uhh...boop beep beep beep...uhh...uhh...holy dudily...uhh...system malfunction...oh...please try calling later. (hangs up, Madman gets confused)
 * Mitch: Good one, Socks. What if he does try calling later?
 * Cubey: He's not gonna call. You did fine, Socks. Hey, I'm thristy, let's go get a Super Cooler.
 * Principal Madman: Hmm...something's fishy about those last 4 calls. (check students list) A-ha! (gets out) Clancy, keep an eye on the school till I get back.