Electric Boogaloo/Transcript

WARNING! PLEASE NOTE, THIS TRANSCRIPT HAS BEEN CONCLUDED BY UNSIGNED USER “B PURCELL” TO BE INCOMPLETE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS. MORE COMING SOON....

 * Kids: Whatever Happened to...
 * Robot: Robot Jones. (Transitions, Robot walked into the class) Good morning, humans.
 * Pam: It talks! (laughs) Nerd.
 * (other kids laughed at him)
 * Robot: Sigh. Humans. So inconsiderate. (gets his daily program) Ahh.
 * Mom Unit: Good morning, little robot. Today, your task is to study complex human cordial interface, also known as friendship.
 * Robot: But Mom Unit, humans refuse to interface with me.
 * Mom Unit: Error. Robot, you must make friends.
 * Robot: Request denied.
 * Dad Unit: Listen to your mother! Listen to your mother! Listen to your mother! Listen to your mother!
 * Mom Unit: Robot, you must complete your task.
 * Robot: Yes, mother. Common interest and interface with humans. Hmm. Those humans seems to be interfacing. Very athletic. Not very compatible. Hmm. Maybe interface with female humans would be better. (Robot shakes himself) No way Jose. Not compatible. Perhaps robots and humans have no common interest. (The Yogmans appears in the locker) What's that? Video games? Video games. Video games. Video games.
 * Mitch: Yeah! Oh, sweet.
 * Robot: Video games. Video games. Video games. Video games.
 * Mitch: What the?
 * Cubey: Hey look, it's that robot kid.
 * Robot: Greetings, humans.
 * Mitch: What's up, robo dude, wanna play some Monkey Kong Jr.?
 * Robot: I accept your video game challenge, human. But, I must warn you, my uncle is a Monkey Kong video game machine.
 * Cubey: Robot, look out! It's-it's-it's...
 * Cubey & Mitch: The Yogmans!
 * Lenny: The Yogman twins, at your service. Beat it, simpletons. Hello, friend.
 * Robot: Why did you attack those humans?
 * Lenny: Oh, we were saving you. Why, those children had a dangerously low Intelligence Quotient.
 * Cubey & Mitch: Hey!
 * Lenny: You're too smart for them. My brother and I have spent hours going over the compatibility equations, and we have concluded...
 * Denny: ...that we are mathematically suited for friendship!
 * Lenny: See! It's mathematically proven.
 * Robot: Wow. Mathematically friends. So, you guys must be experts on friendship?
 * Lenny: Uhh... oh yes, sure we are.
 * Robot: My data banks says that there are many things I need to learn about friendship.