Summer Camp/Transcript

WARNING! PLEASE NOTE, THIS TRANSCRIPT HAS BEEN CONCLUDED BY UNSIGNED USER “B PURCELL” TO BE INCOMPLETE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS; MORE COMING SOON....

 * (Robot enters the arcade)
 * Robot: Ahh, the arcade. Summer vacation, with nothing to do but play video games. (Robot plays the game)
 * Socks: Hey, Robot.
 * Robot: Greetings, Socks.
 * Socks: I've got a surprise for you, Robot.
 * Robot: No thanks, Socks, I've already got my tokens.
 * Socks: No, not that. I signed us up for summer camp.
 * Robot: But Socks, I bought 6,912 game tokens. I was planning on staying here all summer.
 * Socks: Well, camp is a lot like this game. Running, jumping, animals at the forest, but better, cause it's outside. (Robot ignores him) You might even get to make a little time with the ladies. Shannon will be there. (Robot gets dreamy) 
 * Robot: Perhaps I was a bit hasty. This could present an interesting enviroment to study human behavior. I'm in.
 * (Kids ran out of the bus, a kid took out his clothes, and climbed a tree)
 * Robot: It appears that the lack of supervision has triggered some sort of primal urge.
 * Socks: Yeah, primal. (looks at girls) Come on, Robot, let me show you around. Over there is where the boys' cabins are, but, more importantly, the girls' cabins. (winks)
 * Robot: Socks, it appears as if something is wrong with your eye. Perhaps some pollen has gotten into it. If it's right, I can do a retinal scan to check for damage. (sees Shannon) Shannon Unit! Sha-sha-s-s-s-s-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha-nun-nun.
 * Mitch: Hey guys. Uhh, what's wrong with Robot? (Socks pointed at Shannon)
 * Robot: Sha-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun... (Robot gets into the cabin) Um, excuse me, I need to locate a bunk that is near an electrical outlet.
 * Kid 1: The only outlet in this cabin is over there. (points to closet)
 * Robot: Hhh... I guess this is why they call it roughin' it.
 * Camp Staff Member: Okay, guys, uhh, settle down...uhh, we're settling, thank you. Uh, I wanna let you know what's in store for today, so...(Somebody throws a disk at him) Uhh, and now the required amount of horseplay is over, I hope you've all unpacked and have picked a bunk, because the big Camp Katchamunkee welcome pow wow