Growth Spurts/Transcript

WARNING! PLEASE NOTE, THIS TRANSCRIPT HAS BEEN CONCLUDED BY UNSIGNED USER “B PURCELL” TO BE INCOMPLETE AND A WORK IN PROGRESS. MORE COMING SOON....

 * (Kids talks, the title card appears) Kids: Growth Spurts!
 * Mr. Workout: It's basketball season. Yay! (The students are cheering) Now, coach is looking for some new boys, right, coach?
 * Basketball Coach: Right! But first, we gotta see who measures up, so let's go! You first! (Other coach blows the whistle)
 * Tim: Good luck, Dan.
 * Dan: Yep.
 * Tim: Zombies, guys! I hope I'm measure up!
 * Robot: Me too.
 * Socks: Guys, don't worry about it, we're gonna totally make the team.
 * Basketball Coach: Next!
 * Tim: That's me, guys.
 * Socks: Good luck, dude!
 * Robot: Good luck, dude!
 * Basketball Coach: Let's see. Tim Baines.
 * Mr. Workout: Puny.
 * Basketball Coach: Puny!
 * Tim: Puny?
 * Mr. Workout: Over there, little guy.
 * (Tim walks to the puny kids)
 * Basketball Coach: Next!
 * Big Kid: Keep walking, puny.
 * Small Kid: Hey, Baines.
 * Tim: Hey guys.
 * Basketball Coach: Next! Socks Morton. Socks.
 * (The kids elbow Socks)
 * Mr. Workout: Wow, Socks, you are definitely basketball material.
 * Socks: Sweet!
 * Basketball Coach: Next! Robot Jones.
 * Mr. Workout: Puny.
 * Basketball Coach: Puny!
 * Robot: Thank you for the classification. I am puny. I am puny. (Big Kid: Yep, duh.)
 * Crab Soccer Coach: Okay, you little boys are coming outside with me to play crab soccer. Any questions? Move it! (The kids are freezing) I say get down! (Blows the whistle)
 * Tim: Whatcha looking at, Robot?
 * Robot: It is Socks.
 * Tim: Oh yeah. He's during basketball warm-ups with coach.
 * (Socks throws the ball)
 * Basketball Coach: Better.
 * Tim: Boy. I wish we can do warm-ups.
 * Crab Soccer Coach: Get down on all force, Robot, and let's see some crab hustle!
 * Tim: Hey.
 * Robot: S-S-S-S-S-Socks.
 * Socks: What happened to you?
 * Tim: We-we were outside, p-p-playing c-c-crab s-s-soccer.
 * Socks: Oh, rough, this weather. But hey, guess what? I made the basketball team!
 * Tim & Robot: Yay!
 * Robot: I made the crab soccer team.
 * Socks: Oh yeah, must be real easy playing with all the small kids.
 * Kid 1: Hey Socks, I heard you made the team.
 * (The other kids talks to Socks, and Robot beeps)
 * Robot: I made the crab soccer team.
 * Kid 2: Yeah, awesome.
 * (school bell rings) Tim: See ya at the rally.
 * Socks: Later, man. (smacks into Shannon) Hey, Shannon.
 * Robot (with heart eyes): Hello, Shannon.
 * Shannon: So, Socks, I heard you made the basketball team.
 * Socks: Yeah, I did. I'm siked.
 * Shannon: Well, I made the cheerleading squad. I get to shout through the megaphone.
 * Robot: I made the crab soccer team.
 * Shannon: Did you hear something?
 * Socks: Uhh...no. Anyway, coach said I was really tall for my age, so I guess that's why he picked me.
 * Shannon: That's cool. You're pretty tall.
 * Socks: You're pretty tall too. (both laughs, while Robot isn't)
 * Mr. Workout: At backup forward, Richie Purcell!
 * Tim: Yay!
 * Mr. Workout: And finally, at third alternate center, Timothy Socks Morton!
 * Tim: Hey, I can't see.
 * Robot: Error. Obstructed visual.
 * Tim: Is that Socks?
 * Robot: Do not determined.
 * Mr. Workout: And now, let's meet the winter cheerleader!
 * Big Member: Ya-hoo!
 * Tim: Being short is a dud.
 * (transitions to the next day)
 * Robot: Tim? Tim? (Walks into Tim) Excuse me.
 * Tim: Hey Robot, check it out.
 * Robot: Error. Your body type is too large for Tim Unit.
 * Tim: It is me, Robot. I had an overnight growth spurt. Now I can play basketball with the big guys. (whistle)
 * Basketball Coach: Baines, get over here!
 * Tim: Coming, coach. See you after gym, Robot.
 * Robot: Growth spurt? Hmm. Yesterday, Tim was puny. Today, Tim is much larger. Analysis.
 * Mom Unit: Junior High School age children often experience growth spurt, sudden increases in physical size. This is a normal part of their development into adult human.
 * Robot: Input: will I experience growth spurt?
 * Mom Unit: Negative. You are a robot. Robots are designed to be optimum at their original size.
 * (whistles) Basketball Coach: I want all you punies outside, right now!
 * Robot: I do not want to be puny. I want to have growth spurts too. (Robot attach wires)
 * Socks: Well, maybe you'll make the team next year.
 * Tim: Yeah.
 * Socks: Still coming to the game tonight?
 * Tim: Oh, I'll be there.
 * Robot: Me too.
 * Tim: Woah, Robot, check you out!